I just danced for 2 hours straight on 3-inch heels. My feet hurt and I smell bad. :(

In other news, yay Brian Joubert! He only has one kidney! He should steal Locke's kidney! Then he'd have 2 kidneys and Locke would have no kidney! And Locke would die! And I would be happy! [/abuse of exclamation marks]

New schedule, children.

So the US-Russia class filled up. Wtf? Who got to register before me? And why do they all love Russia? I thought that was only a symptom of post-Saenz-indoctrination. Anyway, I ended up switching to "U.S. and Regime Change" (which should make koushi happy). I thought it was going to be about sexy secret CIA plots and coups to ( Read more... )

Dear Mr. Joubert,

Why did you have to come back and be so frickin' amazing again? Why did you go back to your so frickin' amazing Matrix program instead of that piece of junk you did for the Olympics? Why do you toy with me so?

I hate you.

Lots of love again,

Fickle, fickle Sally

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So? Anyone whose last name does not rhyme with Shuplenko? Sucked balls tonight. UGH.

Dear Mr. Joubert,

I'm so over you.

No more love,
Me

Dear Mr. Plushenko,

I hate you like the sun. Please stop messing everyone else up and just go away.

No love ever,
Me

Yay I'm proud of my Brian Joubert! He only came in 4th after the short program but I was expecting way lower. He better not screw this up. *rapes him*

In other news, who else loves the "Life takes Visa" commercial?